Now, I'm sure it's come across your mind that perhaps I'm on a rescue mission in the tropical rainforests of Malaysia to salvage what's left of the dying Saturn Butterflies. Or perhaps I'm in sunny Cali working as the leading lady on the set of the "blockbuster movie of the century". Who would have time to blog with a life like that? And while I appreciate how highly you all think of me, my life wouldn't be that exciting if I paid someone to steal my identity.
So, I am here to fess up to the real reason I am so blogless....
Let me introduce you to the love of my life: my two year-old son Elijah. He's the reason my house is never clean:: he's the reason I never watch TV "live" anymore:: he's the reason I sing the Blue's Clues theme to myself instead of "Single Ladies by Beyonce:: he's the reason my husband and I may need a book the next time we try finding the bedroom:: he's the reason my life is complete.And, because of my limited blogging-time, he's the reason why I wrote this blog at work...shhhhh...)
So while mourning my blogless life the other day, I made a New Year's resolution (and yes I realize it's February 18th, smart ass...) to blog at least once a day...well maybe at least once every couple days. See, I figure that most of the material that supplies my sarcastic blog style comes from Elijah. And the fact that we've recently hit the "terrible-two's" and "NO!" stages both at the same time and because he's technically not even two yet (April 25th - he likes Blue's Clues, coloring and ball pits) I think my blog supply will not soon run dry. I hope you all like toddler hilarity because it's coming like the thunder!
Soon you too will fall victim to the hypnosis that is my love ::Elijah::
